Billiard Cards What About These Doctor Jokes Are They Funny?

What about these doctor jokes are they funny? - billiard cards

Doctor, Doctor, my leg gives me great pain.
Why?
My wife has me on the head.
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Doctor, doctor, my hair is coming out. Can I have something to
? keep
Sure - how about a bag?
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Doctor, doctor, people are still without me.
Next, please!
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a couple of curtains.
Calm down!
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge.
What's happening?
Two cars and a bus!
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Doctor, Doctor, I think I am spoon.
Sitting and not moving.
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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a billiard ball.
Back to the queue.
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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a packageCards.
I'll see you later.
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Doctor, Doctor, "I still believe that there are two of me.
One after another, please.
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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a dog.
Lie on the couch, and I'll check.
I can not. I am not allowed on the furniture.



Doctor: Take the green pill with a glass of water
be revoked. Take the blue pill with 2 glasses
Water after a meal. Then, just before bedtime
You take the red pill with another glass of water. "
Man: "Exactly what my problem is, doctor?
Doctor: "You do not drink enough water."